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Looking for a job? At Least You’re Not a Former Marijuana Smuggler

2009 September 4
by Tania Khadder

On the plus side, he can report measurable results, entrepreneurship and impressive language skills… 

 

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  1. September 6, 2009

    Illegal drugs is the 2nd largest global industry (bigger than stocks or Big Pharma).
    Smugglers have great experience with international commerce, sourcing, inventory mgmt, customer service, guerilla marketing, branding, conflict resolution, security, and cash mgmt.

  2. September 6, 2009

    Wow, is this for real?

    Too funny. Well, it does take a smart, savvy person to run a drug operation this big. Very impressive language skills and community service record.

    If this guy worked for a Wall Street firm, they would call him God.

  3. September 7, 2009

    would not be surprised if he/she worked was hired for the government–anyone with real-world business skills can run it better, perhaps create real jobs, instead of 12-17% unemployment and massive numbers of people outta work; no more smoke/mirrors distractions such as foreign “matters” or healthcare BS. we need someone to focus on UNEMPLOYMENT/millions without JOBS–where is the outrage-sheeple?

  4. September 10, 2009

    now these are what you call “the skills to pay the bills”.

  5. September 16, 2009

    That is hilarious. I really hope that is real. Legal or not, he does have some solid work experience. Replace the words “pot/marijuana” with “goods” and “smuggling” with “import/export” and he could be a director at UPS or FedEx. :)

  6. September 17, 2009

    Awesome. Obviously should be working for the Feds.

  7. November 17, 2009

    Thanks for the information. Smugglers do tend to have great skills for neworking.

  8. November 24, 2009

    Oh…….. Intersting information!!!Smugglers may have sometimes experience with in may things, they will be prove witty professional.

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