Comments on: Diaries of a Temp, Chapter 89: Stars are JUST Like Us http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/ The definitive unemployment blog. Wed, 16 May 2012 03:06:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Crystal http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-25402 Crystal Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:09:47 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-25402 They load up on free bread that the local church left in crates on the side walk. They walk around stark naked for a few days. Friends call and asked if you are dressed before they say hello, and then ask can they come over. The highlight of their afternoon is going to check the mail to see what the gods at ebay left. Their cat looks at them like a poor hopeless soul while their bawling their eyes out. They realized that the only reason they married their significant other was because this was the only week allowed as essential personnel contractor that they could get off of work, and not get fired for a middle of the year vacation. They load up on free bread that the local church left in crates on the side walk.
They walk around stark naked for a few days. Friends call and asked if you are dressed before they say hello, and then ask can they come over.
The highlight of their afternoon is going to check the mail to see what the gods at ebay left.
Their cat looks at them like a poor hopeless soul while their bawling their eyes out.
They realized that the only reason they married their significant other was because this was the only week allowed as essential personnel contractor that they could get off of work, and not get fired for a middle of the year vacation.

]]> By: unemployed mba http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-23051 unemployed mba Mon, 19 Apr 2010 02:16:21 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-23051 They stay up all night and sleep all day, to avoid interacting with other people! They live on ramen noodles, dry cereal, pasta, etc. due to inability to afford anything else! (forget that low-carb diet) They make up reasons to avoid their friends, in order to not spend any money! They consider faking their own deaths so they won't have to repay their student loans! They stay up all night and sleep all day, to avoid interacting with other people!

They live on ramen noodles, dry cereal, pasta, etc. due to inability to afford anything else! (forget that low-carb diet)

They make up reasons to avoid their friends, in order to not spend any money!

They consider faking their own deaths so they won’t have to repay their student loans!

]]> By: Bill Taft http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8416 Bill Taft Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:50:49 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8416 They recycle and drink their own urine just like us They recycle and drink their own urine just like us

]]> By: Thanh http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8414 Thanh Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:35:06 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8414 They believed in obama, and are now getting evicted with no help from government, just like US. They believed in obama, and are now getting evicted with no help from government, just like US.

]]> By: Zoe http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8409 Zoe Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:03:57 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8409 They weed through shady job listings on Craig's List, just like us! They lie around all day drinking PBR because they've lost all hope! They weed through shady job listings on Craig’s List, just like us!

They lie around all day drinking PBR because they’ve lost all hope!

]]> By: Brian http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8270 Brian Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:31:09 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8270 They have stool with corn in it like US. They have stool with corn in it like US.

]]> By: Brie http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8262 Brie Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:59:49 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8262 Great! Like my life couldn't get any more miserable. NOW I find out that me and Lindsey Lohan have a lot in common??? I'm off to eat myself into a Twinkie coma. Great! Like my life couldn’t get any more miserable. NOW I find out that me and Lindsey Lohan have a lot in common???
I’m off to eat myself into a Twinkie coma.

]]> By: Bill http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8157 Bill Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:50:10 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8157 they spent ten of thousands on college that was a waste, just like US. they spent ten of thousands on college that was a waste, just like US.

]]> By: don http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8154 don Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:05:06 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8154 Enjoying four years (or sometimes more) securing a college degree and then experiencing this employment market is a challenge. Losing your job at any time is a devastating experience. . .Some handle it well. . others not so well. My Son graduated year prior to last and came up with a novel and successful way to seek employment. ( http://www.jolapa.com ) It worked for him and others. . . .but finding employment now has got to be harder work than enjoying employment a few years ago. . . good luck everyone in need. Enjoying four years (or sometimes more) securing a college degree and then experiencing this employment market is a challenge. Losing your job at any time is a devastating experience. . .Some handle it well. . others not so well.

My Son graduated year prior to last and came up with a novel and successful way to seek employment. ( http://www.jolapa.com ) It worked for him and others. . . .but finding employment now has got to be harder work than enjoying employment a few years ago. . .

good luck everyone in need.

]]> By: Bill http://unemploymentality.com/2009/07/diaries-of-a-temp-chapter-89-stars-are-just-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8146 Bill Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:12:12 +0000 http://unemploymentality.com/?p=3621#comment-8146 they are underwater on their mortgages, like US they are underwater on their mortgages, like US

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