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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s

2009 June 9
by JohnHenion

Story reported with rigor by The Onion

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  1. June 9, 2009

    At least they have a Denny’s!
    Newark, New Jersey’s largest city has no 7/11, WalMart, and 1 Pathmark grocery store for 200,000+ people. At least the rent is dirt cheap.
    Pics:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27074236@N03/

    Now that I’m unemployed, I only drive for grocery shopping in the burbs.
    I now get a low mileage auto insurance discount, and my dealer gave me a free oil change (they want a repo in good condition).

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