Ergonomics for the unemployed

Back on the job, I remember how Human Resources would often bring in an ergonomic specialist to show you the proper posture and positioning for pounding away your soul, one keystroke at a time.  As silly as those lectures and charts may have seemed, they were for your own good.  And just because you are out of work, it doesn’t mean you should let your general health go to waste like your career.  As you’re lounging around in your sleep clothes and spending hours being consoled by the likes of Ellen, Tyra and re-runs of the A-Team, don’t forget that you could be on your way to serious health issues if you don’t consider the proper ergonomics for the unemployed.  

Perhaps you should print our official ‘Ergonomics for the Unemployed‘ chart and record it to memory.  The bedsores you prevent may be your own.