Diaries of a Temp, Chapter 20; Deep Thoughts and Desperation: A Lindsay Lohan Story

You guys. Lindsay, like, totally needs our help.

 

For reals.

 

She’s unemployed and is like, freaking the freak out.

 

LaLo, who hasn’t had acting work since late 2007, is on the job hunt so look out, Hollywood and America.

 

The actress best known for “The Parent Trap” and “Herbie: Fully Loaded” is working any angle she can. From attempting to land a role in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” (Tim’s people said she “wasn’t right for the role” aka:  “H no, you ginger crackpot.”), to collaborating with Sean Penn and Seth Rogan (Says Lindsay, “Seth won’t call us back.  So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”), Lohan is determined to get back on her feet.

 

In the meantime, she’s spending most of her time blogging. Crap now I have two things in common with Lindsay Lohan.

 

In closing, I’d like to leave you with some of her deep thoughts about unemployment.

 

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do.”

 

Looks like it’s not all cocaine and spray tans anymore in Lindsay’s world. Let’s keep her in our prayers.

 

LR

To hear more of LR’s musings, check out her blog!