Comments on: Business Cards 101: How to impress the crap out of people with card stock

By: tom Lyons

tom Lyons — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:50:06 +0000

we should all apply to the EDD they pay $15-20/hr with full state benies. Any takers, they offer a thick accent bonus too.

By: will

will — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:45:48 +0000

Reminds me of the scene from American Psycho where they’re discussing business cards…

check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y&feature=related

By: alexia

alexia — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:19:03 +0000

In my world it’s all about chemistry that makes relationships thrive or NOT. I am not impressed with your business card marketing strategy. Your personality would turn off people before getting to the business card exchange step. Who in their right mind would want to do business with a pompous, arrogant, egotistical sales guy such as yourself? Thumbs down on your business card idea, which took you 25 years too long to develop. The idea does not work and the ONLY perfect fit is in the trash!

By: proffitt

proffitt — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:53:10 +0000

Please review the famous business card scene from the cheeseball movie, America Pyscho:

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:14:03 +0000

I stopped trying to impress people…I used the time in which I was laid off to create an employment site. The site is http://www.freegovtjobs.com. My site provides free access to vacant city, county, state, and federal jobs across the United States.

By: LVMamaJ

LVMamaJ — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:08:29 +0000

Eeeewwww. Wasn’t he in Glenn Garry Glenn Ross?
He says it took him 25 years to design the business card and it doesn’t fit or belong in a rolodex… So it takes less than 25 seconds to toss it in file 13? What a hoot!

By: Lisa Powers

Lisa Powers — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:14:21 +0000

Wow, he’s got that sleazy, arrogant, televangelist, come to Jesus style of preachin’ down pat!

By: Jojo99

Jojo99 — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:33:36 +0000

Now that is an ANNOYING person! Jeez.

People who are impressed by a biz card are the same ones who equate success with the car a person guy leases, the neighborhood they live in or the clothes they wear. Does a Rolls Royce biz card guarantee that you will be getting Rolls Royce quality or service? Nope. Don’t be impressed by the flash.

A good biz card can help but it doesn’t have to be a $4/piece pop-up mini-book.

There a number of online business card services where you can choose from many templates, add your own text/images, print on the back and the front and in color for next to nothing. I got 500 cards from vistaprint.com for $7 + $7 S&H (that is about 2.8¢ each). They serve my purpose. In sales, it is the numbers that count. I can hand out 143 cards for the price of ONE of this guy’s cards!

By: Girish

Girish — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:36:56 +0000

His name is Mr. Sofa King Doosh Bag. Snake oil salesman. His next big announcement is coming soon. Rumors are that he found a cure for baldness. Apparently, your hair follicles pop up as soon as you apply the cream, just like how he pops up in his magical business card.

By: Aisy

Aisy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:00:08 +0000

I bet this guy’s card is to advertise his abilities at pop-up books…